Thursday, April 29, 2010

Bones or Teeth!

Personally, I think most of these crime series are on the verge of absolute nonsense. A doctor that solves crimes? a mathematician? Why not a violoncellist? or maybe a noodle cook working in a fast-food court? Anyway. One of the most nonsensical one is CSI: why all laboratories are in complete darkness? Are they expecting to find anything there? I heard once that they looked more like a disco rather than a lab, with all such glooing lights and big boobed girls.

Bones is a classic one, and the creepiest one to my taste. It is a classic one because all its characters are so archetypical that turns out to be as childish as A-Team or the Kight Rider. All espisodes follow the same structure, and the different set of couples are as shallow as the encephalogram of one the corpses laying on their lab. A FBI agent and a brainy antropologist doctor? a couple of geeks, a rat of lab and a kind of compter genious? So clichee! It is so foreseenable that it makes me laugh.

What it is worst, though, in that series, which makes me laugh even louder is the size of the teeth of most of the actors there! In most of the series, the people who appear are so fake: guys tend to be over-sized in gym, while girls' nose-jobs and boob-jobs are terribly apparent. But in this one, it seems like if all of them had had dental implants for free, but dentists run out of teeth of their own size and they had to use teeth which were too big. Completely hilarious!

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